Baffling Search Strings #1123

A new search string: 'can semen be used as a lotion'. I feel sorry for these poor souls who search for answers and end up getting this blog for a reward. I feel that I'm letting people down by not answering these questions, and so I'm going to!

What kind of lotion are we talking about here? As a baseline, I'll use 'skin lotion'. There is an urban legend that suggests a Mexican porn star sells a semen based skin lotion, but alas it is not true. Studies suggest that it does not make a very good moisturiser, as is documented on this reputable web site.

I hope this has answered your question, Mystery Surfer. Please feel free to cum again.