Conservative Republicans

Hoho, this is rich. A man who did fuck all of any substance whilst he was leader of the conservatives is now lecturing on what the party must do to make itself electable. Never mind the fact that he was so bland that he actually got asked by the doorman to prove his identity at a Conservative Christmas party, he also seems to have missed the huge surge of Anti-American feeling that Bush has managed to engender across Europe (and particularly in the UK).

He has missed the recent studies showing that the British believe more attention should be paid to strengthening our relations with Europe rather than with America. He's missed the very strong comparability between New Labour and the Republicans. He's also missed the fact that we're a different country that would never elect Bush by virtue of having a much smaller population of ill-informed voters.

Mainly though, what he's missing is that he's a complete and utter fuckwit who's ability to galvanise and inspire a political party is just slightly worse than the average goat's ability to rollerblade.