Fastar Intarweb

I don't know why they keep doing it, but my ISP is offering a second speed upgrade to my internet connection... I got a mail this morning pointing me to this.

I'd like to think that it's a trade-off for the phenomenally bad customer support, but it's probably just a cynical ploy to hook me on a super-fast connection before they take it away, leaving me cold and trembling on the streets and giving hand-jobs to syphilitic sailors in exchange for connection costs.

Anyway, good news to start my day. Will it get better or worse from here? I haven't checked the news yet, so the smart money is on 'worse'.