Penny Arcade!

Two things about Penny Arcade. First, is a quote that had me in hysterics: These are the people who labored over something that I compared to crucifying my penis. They had the equanimity to have us come out and, for all they knew, shit on their new thing. I just don't have that gene. I would invite me out, and then decapitate me so I could fuck my neckhole. We went out there and came back and they didn't even fuck our necks once. I'm going to call that class.

The second is that they've relaunched their Child's Play campaign, which seeks to provide sick kids with the hardware and software that can make their stay in hospital a little more bearable. If I didn't hate kids so much, I'd be all over this... but I do, and I'm not... but I suspect people with more genuine human emotions than I'm capable of mustering may be interested, and if you do get a tingle from helping children then this is an excellent way to do it. Last year they raised a quarter of a million dollars worth of kit for the Seattle Children Hospital - that's incredible. The Penny Arcade guys are genuinely decent human beings trying to make a difference, so pass the world along.