Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Search Strings

Been a while since my last comments - don't worry, I shall have plenty to say about the Iraqi election soon. In the meantime, I am Dying of Lurgy[1], so I can't really concentrate on Biting Political Insight[2]. Instead, I will rely on that old staple - crude search strings that lead to my website.

My favourite one, and I don't know how this one triggered my page, is 'yellow worm semen'. I don't want to know.

My next favourite is 'they didn't even fuck our necks once', which is a quote from Penny Arcade (either that, or a rather baffling left-of-middle confession). Dude, I'm glad you are still a neck virgin!

For some reason, the most popular search string so far this month is 'is it okay for girls to eat semen'. I can't help but think any advice this young lad or lass is going to receive from my website will be less than helpful.

[1] Bad cold and very painful ear infection.
[2] Nasty, bile-filled invective

1 Comments:

Blogger Jeremy said...

It's "lurgi". As in "the dreaded lurgi".

3 March 2005 at 23:26  

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